I remember when I used to stand outside of that stage door and watch all these girls come out of there, with their eyelashes and their make-up and I’d think: “God I’ll never be that old. I’ll never be that old. I’ll never be old enough to come out of that stage door.” But deep down inside I knew I would, and goddamn it, I’ve come this far and I’m not giving up now.
Anastasia Matvienko and Maribor Ballet in Radio and Juliet, music by Radiohead, choreography by Edward Clug
by Jack Devant
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom
gorl imma say this once and only once if you are seeing lucifers name in places which it does not belong then you are in desperate need of some jesus
some jesus. not too many jesus. maybe 3 jesus
maybe a 1/3 jesus
Just a few Jesi
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
I compiled some personal tactics and crowd sourced DIY remedies for the sads (clinical term) into a mini comic! Enjoy xoxo
10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories PART 2
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
tl;dr - Redditor whining about being friendzoned gets politely told.
This needs to be reblogged until every immature little asshat on the planet gets the message.